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Jan 02, 2009
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Four recipes for writing poems
This poem was inspired by Festive Poem Soup by Ink Dragon and Chocolate Cake by Michael Rosen (the latter being available at www.poemhunter.com in the '500 top poems' section) - but it's different from either of them, so I hope nobody sues me...
Recipe 1:
Make hot, strong coffee at 6 a.m.
(though tea's allowed)
while others are still snoring.
Don't drink it - just smell it and sip...
Munch chocolate-coated cookies
(though chocolate-chips are fine) .
Enjoy the silence for a while...
Say mmmmmmmmmm....
Wake slowly, gently up, then
remember, think, feel, imagine, write...
Recipe 2:
An hour or so before your lunch,
pour out a generous glass of wine
(fruity white or deep red -
whichever you prefer)
and open a packet of nuts
(like pistachios or cashews,
but other kinds will do)
then sip the wine
and nibble the nuts.
Say aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh...
Let your mind run free,
then remember, think, feel, imagine, write....
Recipe 3:
After lunch, quietly grab your tea
(though coffee is O.K.) -
always in your favourite mug -
then sneak out of the lounge
(leave others with mindless T.V.)
to another, calmer room,
where you can nibble more cookies,
get slowly fatter,
and sip your drink.
Say yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah...
Let the chosen liquid soothe you,
then remember, think, feel, imagine, write.......
Recipe 4:
An hour or so before dinner,
open a can of Guinness
(smooth, black and creamy -
though other beers may work)
and let it trickle down your throat
while munching nuts again,
or crisps or cheese-balls
(or anything remotely salty)
as you sit there
and get even fatter.
Say mmmmmmmmmm again...
Then pick up your favourite pen
and go over what you wrote that day...
Recipe 1:
Make hot, strong coffee at 6 a.m.
(though tea's allowed)
while others are still snoring.
Don't drink it - just smell it and sip...
Munch chocolate-coated cookies
(though chocolate-chips are fine) .
Enjoy the silence for a while...
Say mmmmmmmmmm....
Wake slowly, gently up, then
remember, think, feel, imagine, write...
Recipe 2:
An hour or so before your lunch,
pour out a generous glass of wine
(fruity white or deep red -
whichever you prefer)
and open a packet of nuts
(like pistachios or cashews,
but other kinds will do)
then sip the wine
and nibble the nuts.
Say aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh...
Let your mind run free,
then remember, think, feel, imagine, write....
Recipe 3:
After lunch, quietly grab your tea
(though coffee is O.K.) -
always in your favourite mug -
then sneak out of the lounge
(leave others with mindless T.V.)
to another, calmer room,
where you can nibble more cookies,
get slowly fatter,
and sip your drink.
Say yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah...
Let the chosen liquid soothe you,
then remember, think, feel, imagine, write.......
Recipe 4:
An hour or so before dinner,
open a can of Guinness
(smooth, black and creamy -
though other beers may work)
and let it trickle down your throat
while munching nuts again,
or crisps or cheese-balls
(or anything remotely salty)
as you sit there
and get even fatter.
Say mmmmmmmmmm again...
Then pick up your favourite pen
and go over what you wrote that day...
— Robert Melliard, Jan 02, 2009
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Critiques
Ink Dragon
17 years 5 months ago
I´m definitely not going to sue,
Robert Melliard
17 years 5 months ago
Glad you enjoyed this one
Robert Melliard
17 years 5 months ago
Powerful
Robert Melliard
17 years 5 months ago
Inspiration
themoonman
17 years 5 months ago
Hi Robert...
Robert Melliard
17 years 5 months ago
Alone time
Robert Melliard
17 years 5 months ago
The secret formula
Ink Dragon
17 years 5 months ago
Robert,
Arrow
17 years 5 months ago
Unfortunately,
Robert Melliard
17 years 5 months ago
Muses and stimulation
Robert Melliard
17 years 5 months ago
Gloom and doom