Sequel

you´ve knocked me to the floor again! Ink

made me wonder if you had begun farting back at him?! Just kidding, Ink

P.A. This is were my family Hails from Greensburg and Pittsburg too You know these things strike me funny My grandfather and great uncles would call each other on the phone long distance to fart at the other and one year my grand father made a fart machine out of a rubber band a wire coat hanger and a whasher because my Grandmother through his whopi cusion away I guess the rich and famous don't play the game as often as the middle class an the poor and when your a kid they should explains all the rules and who thinks that this shit and ain't funny for at the age of eight I got a hold of the thing and did it when one of my uncles future inlaws were meeting my grandparents needless to say they broke the engagment off But it all worked out he ending up marry someone my grandparents liked better anyway that stupid machine still make me smile But none of us dare build one or use a whopi cusion for awhile Donnie/Sinbad P.S it wasn't only the incident but what it lead to that caused the broken engagment

now that was funny... glad that you won! Hey... what's that smell... you described it so well... Richard

...Air freshener, anyone? God Tink my sides hurt! laughing still, Jim "An armed populace is the last defense against tyrannical government": Race

Dang wind GASP is out of the North! Whew, that was rank! Good poem though. Respectfully, Rett: "I didn't do it! I'm innocent! Uh, what was the question again mama?" Rett

Is that why it was a couple degrees warmer in Lancaster?? The methane cloud made the temperature rise? Glad to see you can hold your own in these wars... Jon's got me beat by a landslide! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- - "If we always give what we have always given, we will always get what we have always got..." - Mike R.

Or should I say, "Stink"? I'll have to sniff my Pixie dust through a gas mask if this keeps up!

in fact during an unusually serious chat about the AEC recently Rett suggested new members not be allowed to post to the Stream until they have first posted a fart poem. I concur wholeheartedly but on such a momentous issue we should probably open it to public debate and referendum. We all need to remember what a (silent but) deadly thing poetry is. cheers, Jess

Got me chuckling AGAIN :) I enjoyed myself with this, and the other one--nothing to change. "Your warm and schizophrenic heart" --L'Âme Immortelle, "Lake of Tears" --Aden Recreated