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How Nice!

 

 

Very nice my dear,

have a cuppa tea,

expressed splendidly,

for you and me.

 

Oh those others!

Those dirty poets,

don't worry my dear,

they won't affect you or me.

 

We write nicely,

well constructed,

and if it seems trite to others

well,

that's them.

 

Don't worry my dear,

we can defeat these barbarians

be nice to everyone,

they love it!

 

And if we snicker quietly,

they will never hear it

they love our applause,

poor dears,

while they quietly disappear.

 
 


— weirdelf, Dec 29, 2008

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Region, Country: Sydney, Australia, AUS

Favorite Poets: The Romantics, The Mersey Sound, The Beats and, of course, The Bard

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Kailashana

Kailashana

17 years 5 months ago

Hmmm. Poets all disappear

Hmmm. All poets disappear in our musings, but they still shoot horses, don't they? You are one of my favourites, Jess... am I being judgmental? ;-) ~A "Speech is blasphemy. Silence a lie. Above speech and silence is a way out." I-tuan.
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

horrendously judgemental

and I lap it up, cheers, Jess "A poet's work: to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world and stop it going to sleep." Salman Rushdie
Debra Bryant

Debra Bryant

17 years 5 months ago

Jess

I don't know, but I feel a hidden message here? And if we snicker quietly, they will never hear it they love our applause, poor dears, while they quietly disappear. Am I right? Sincerely; Debbie
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

is it hidden?

cheers, Jess "A poet's work: to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world and stop it going to sleep." Salman Rushdie
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Tink

17 years 5 months ago

I can see two elder women

I can see two elder women dressed in old fashioned garb standing over the kitchen counter looking outside at a few younger women dressed in mini-skirts. The two prudish women are whispering to each other, rolling their eyes and shooting daggers at the young women. The young are almost oblivious to the older women - they know they are there just inside clinking their teacups together. But what the elders don't get are the younger women are getting the most out of life, they are enjoying themselves and being adventureous. Giving to life and getting from life ... Living. But not to the elder women, to them the younger women are just hurtful, stand for nothing but evil. What a loss... Live, Laugh and Love (and don't forget to write) Tink
Kailashana

Kailashana

17 years 5 months ago

Astute observation, Tink, I

Astute observation, Tink, I had the same brief vision. Though it is strangely funny, however; seems like many *old* women tsk tsk the remaining years of their lives away (esp. in assisted living, nursing homes)... much like the *church lady*... Whilst men seem to poke and prod and do a *atta-boy*, and have no qualms about *competing* with the young studs. Everyone finds something or another to occupy his or her mind. That's the *clinging* and the *fallacy* inherent to clinging. ~A p.s. i have short skirts, wear them on occasion, but prefer the elegance of longer skirts.. "Speech is blasphemy. Silence a lie. Above speech and silence is a way out." I-tuan.
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Tink

17 years 5 months ago

lol

There's nothing wrong with elegance of long skirts, and there can be an elegance with short skirts as well, short skirts just have a bad reputation. What eats at me the most is the looking down your nose at others while you miss out on personal growth and life. that's the real sin. as for the old men v old women thing - once again, the old women have to learn to experience life, there's no reason old women can't compete with the young hotties - jeez, the older ones have more experience on their side!!! Live, Laugh and Love (and don't forget to write) Tink
Sinbadthesailorman

Sinbadthesailorman

17 years 5 months ago

I think I got your meaning Jess Some of us are here to feel

important instead of impotent some of us last only but for a day and some of us will never bloom and some of us well we will just talk about it and secetretly wish we did something about some will inspire others castise or tear up on them thinking destruction will bring new growth but we all read at least some of what they tried to say or share or empress upon we are only humans and live for breif monments in time everyone of us deserves a chance and the chance to connect in some way cheers have a squeeze of lemon? Donnie/ Sinbad some need direction other seek to be lost some lead and other are so close to what they love
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

I think you got it my friend,

perhaps more than I intended. Free bonus! cheers, Jess "A poet's work: to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world and stop it going to sleep." Salman Rushdie
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Ink Dragon

17 years 5 months ago

Jess,

this reminds me of Pink Floyd´s "Have a cigar"... Been meaning to tell you how much I was inspired by your forum "Un-educated in poetry", it even triggered a poem (Festive poem soup, if you would like to read it.) Cheers, Ink
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

wow, getting great feedback on this

and rapt that my forum inspired a poem, of course I will read it, cheers, Jess "A poet's work: to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world and stop it going to sleep." Salman Rushdie
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orgami

17 years 5 months ago

Holy s**t!!!!

I dont know if you got hit by lightening or not Jess but lately your poems are wryly wrung like this one I am like totally amazed in a great way the humour the sprite in this one is just well head shaking for me I Love it!!!!! I mean I love all your works this was so unexpected this one like a famous actor in a role playing his art and fitting so comfortable in the skin I sit back blown away yet again by you my freind Well done brother Well done!!!
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

wowsie! thanks brother

my muse paid a fleeting visit and this sprung out fully formed like Athena from Zeus'head. cheers, Jess "A poet's work: to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world and stop it going to sleep." Salman Rushdie
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W.C.Wampler

17 years 5 months ago

"Nice" poem

W.E., I think that any poet who feels they have written at least some outstanding poems, can get this feeling. It's a bit of a confidence,or even an ego thing. And why not? One has to believe they have something special to offer, or why bother showing it to the world? Nice little tongue in cheek write. wcw
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

tongue firmly positioned in cheek

attempting to hide the ego, unsuccessfully apparently, cheers, Jess "A poet's work: to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world and stop it going to sleep." Salman Rushdie
Rett

Rett

17 years 5 months ago

To coin a phrase from "The Church Lady"

Could it be....SATAN? Anyway, snicker at me behind your hand while I tell you to go to the front of the class since I like this. Dammit, it is trite, it is hurtful, it is spiteful and pretty much expresses what we all feel at one time or another. Respectfully, Rett: "I didn't do it! I'm innocent! Uh, what was the question again mama?" Rett
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

ah, the spite,

yes, I usually try to hide my spiteful side but these things thrive in the dark, a little light shed now and then keeps them humble. cheers, Jess "A poet's work: to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world and stop it going to sleep." Salman Rushdie
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Quillsvein1

17 years 5 months ago

this

neatly summarizes innumerable--and i mean innumerable in the most depressing, all encompassing way--poetry readings, "communities", etc, all over the country. ione might even say that 79 percent of MFA programs at some "prominent" univerisities are founded on the kind of back scratching and picture framing of medocrity (occasional sniping too) that you're ridiculing here. refreshing. gb
Kailashana

Kailashana

17 years 5 months ago

Well said… gb…

Well said... gb... encompassing *the good ol' boy* mentality, no matter how *mediocre*. There are so few real leaders today that actually rise to the occasion. ~A "All in all, it's just another brick in the wall." Pink Floyd There are no walls except for the ones we build. ~me~
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Ink Dragon

17 years 5 months ago

Jess,

You´re fighting valiantly for this. Have you had a peek at the voting results yet? There´s a little surprise for you... Congrats, Ink
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 5 months ago

Where'd the real Jess go??

She must have been some muse! This is awesome writing. I can definitely see the two little old ladies that Tink described. A fun little write, my friend. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- - "If we always give what we have always given, we will always get what we have always got..." - Mike R.
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DarkinAZ

17 years 5 months ago

Always amusing my friend...

and you thought I disappeared! Good to see you, I been out a bit. Your friend, Mark
Fleur MacDonald

Fleur MacDonald

17 years 5 months ago

Gorgeous!!!!

I can see your petticoat!!!! And your lipstick is smudged, because you left it on your teacup!!!! Your fan Fleur
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

O I am here. Never left er

[tidily tucks his petticoats away] as you have my poem. You know it is harsh and what it is really about. cheers, Jess "A poet's work: to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world and stop it going to sleep." Salman Rushdie
themoonman

themoonman

17 years 5 months ago

Jess...

I think this form of back-scratching the mediocre is rampant in the poetry world... so as to be more popular... like the two characters in your poem... In a setting like Neo... it is less of an occurrence but it still goes on... and we need someone to remind us that we are here to help... not to hinder a writer from growing... the not-so-hidden meaning is very clear to me... and I enjoyed the read and the comments made... Richard
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youarehere

17 years 5 months ago

I don't get it...

I'm new here, but I just don't see what others are seeing. After chatting with you, reading some of your poetry, and reading some of your commentary, I was so glad to see that, in this poem, you are finally beginning to come around and be the good little poet that you can be. No more of that subversive and icconoclastic verse that exposes the ugly thought-provoking and mercurial nature of truth and reality. I am so glad to see you write something in a voice that understands what true poetry is. We must use proper po-ettiqueete at all times. Perhaps we should create a list of those who no longer fit this New Golden Age of Neopoetics and give them the opportunity to denounce their dirty little proclivities for sub-versiveness and express their solidarity with the state-sponsored poetic sensibility? Sorry, couldn't resist... actually your poem reminds me of many of the images in the movies made form Stepehen King stories...so many of the evil corrupt characters have blackened teeth and gums. I picture the speaker(s) in your poem that way. Great write, read and message, as I've come to expect and enjoy from your poetry. Michael
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

Oh thank goodness!

You had my hair standing on end (and there is a lot of it), verbal nukes poised to launch, half way through reading this! LOL, I like your image of the characters. The best of my work often garners interpretations I hadn't even considered from my readers. cheers, Jess
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goatman

17 years 5 months ago

can I be dear?

I can see two very normal kids playing this out, or satan and god. kinda reassuring how brilliant open metaphors are.
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

thanks Liam,

yes, it can also be disturbing, when I one gets interpretations and is forced to think "was that really in my heade?". We lose ownership the moment we post or present. cheers, Jess
deelilah

deelilah

17 years 5 months ago

Damn

I wish I knew what you really look like. And what's with the elder/younger/long skirt/mini skirt bit? We all know legs are the last to go. Deelilah
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paparazii

17 years 5 months ago

aaaah!

Some, Neopoets, you-you-you, you good at knocking heads off, but here what's up with the miniskirt being mentioned with the rest--something is cooking here-something bubbling, the very Shakspeare witch--fire burn cauldron bubble, bubble-buble and toil and trouble. Forgot to say happy new year, glad you xmass went well kindly regards paparazii
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

bubble bubble toil and trouble

fire burn and cauldron bubble we tried to make some evil spells but all we got were evil smells no idea where the miniskirt came from cheers, Jess
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Conect11

17 years 4 months ago

indeed...

as the old guard would have said, if the old guard had any sense. Mark W.
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bowmore bill

17 years 4 months ago

How Nice

Loved the mixture of humour and inuendo There is a lot of truth written hee, well done.
BB

bowmore bill

17 years 4 months ago

How Nice

Loved the mixture of humour and inuendo There is a lot of truth written here, well done.
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briansgate

17 years 4 months ago

Interesting,

I love the realism, and again, the way you hold an almost bitter undertone, but handle it lightly, congrats!