Bubba and His Christmas Stocking Also, A Wish for You

Bubba and His Christmas Stocking
(Loosely based on “Mama Got Run Over By a Reindeer”)

Bubba called the SWAT Team on Santa
For landing on the rooftops after dark
He spotted him patrolling on his motorbike
Everyone knows how Bubba likes to bark

To Bubba Santa was breaking and entering
The bag of stolen presents proved his point
Never mind he came by flying Reindeer
Bubba quickly got his nose all out of joint

Oh, Bubba called the SWAT Team on Santa
Arrested him and towed away his sleigh
So Santa called his lawyer to post bail
This caused him a serious delay

Santa had to pay the outrageous impound fee
To hook it up he had to bend and stoop
On Christmas when Bubba checked his stocking
He found it was filled with Reindeer poop

Oh, Bubba called the SWAT Team on Santa
For delivering children's presents after dark
Bubba paid for this gross stupidity
And got a Christmas stocking full of Reindeer kark
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A Wish for You

Merry Christmas from Texas
Happy Hanukah too
And I hope Ramadan
Went well for you

For those with no season
May life be good
With health and happiness
And no time to brood

No matter your color,
Belief or your creed
May happiness find you
And fulfill your need

So Merry Christmas from Texas
A Happy New Year too
You have my best wishes
From my family to you