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Barbara Writes
Barbara Writes
Dec 10, 2008 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Farting in My Ear

Farting in My Ear

Feeling somewhat icky trying to keep my peace
Annoying, stinky farts never do you cease
Rude and vulgar every time I’m near
Talking and farting in my ear
I know it’s all on purpose just to eerk my nerve
Never farting in public or around the kids, you serve
Gross farts to start a fight, cut it out!


— Barbara Writes, Dec 10, 2008

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Region, Country: United States, USA

Favorite Poets: Billy Collins, Shakespeare, , Emily Dickinson, , , Whitman, Jess Tapper

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infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 6 months ago

hehehehe

My eyes are burning from something.... mus' be 'cause I'm laughing so hard.... yeah, that's it. *wink* Good one, Barb. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- - "Does Rudolph fail the safety inspection if his nose is burnt out? And where does he go? I don't think he'd fit in the bay at the Jiffy Lube." Happy holidays, y'all!
Rett

Rett

17 years 6 months ago

Does this mean

You don't want to have brunch with me? *LOL* Good write Barbara! Different for sure. Respectfully, Rett: "The people of America must really like idiots, look at EVERYONE in Washington." Rett
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

17 years 6 months ago

Brunch anytime LOL

Thought this might be fun to write, get some laughs, That is me for sure wanting to do different things with my poetry. I get bored very quickly. Respectfully Yours, Barbara
Rett

Rett

17 years 6 months ago

That's me too Barbara

That is why I write about so dang many things. *L* Respectfully, Rett: "The people of America must really like idiots, look at EVERYONE in Washington." Rett
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Tink

17 years 6 months ago

good write

i enjoyed this one and got a chuckle! I wrote something similiar, "Scent of My Husband" it would be cool if you checked it and let me know what you think. Although i agree they can be annoying, i find farts funny - thanks to my dad. thanks for sharing. Live, Laugh and Love (and don't forget to write) Tink
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

17 years 6 months ago

Tink

I read you poem it is funny, though I am serious all the time, I find humor in my own weird crazy way. Thanks for the read and comment. I really appreciate it. Respectfully Yours, Barbara
Rett

Rett

17 years 6 months ago

Everyone needs to remember

There is always more room outside than inside. *G* BTW. they say the only reason women don't fart often is that they never shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.*Running like the devil for safety with helmet and flack jacket on* Respectfully, Rett: "The people of America must really like idiots, look at EVERYONE in Washington." Rett
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

17 years 6 months ago

The title

Thanks for commenting on the title, I thought it was kind of catchy. glad I made your day, we need all the laughs coming to keep sane I think. Respectfully Yours, Barbara
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Lonnie

17 years 6 months ago

Decidedly different!

Very cool, Barbara! It's good to see you branch out with your talent! I really liked this one! (still snickering!)
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

17 years 6 months ago

Lonnie

Different for me yah, slowly but surely I trying new out there things, without getting too out there. Glad it made you snicker thanks for liking it. I see my sense of humor is quiet different from some. Me being me is a way to not be so serious and have some fun with life. Respectfully Yours, Barbara
ID

Ink Dragon

17 years 5 months ago

Cool!

Could not help laughing...And an acrostic one to boot! Thank you for the laugh, I needed it! ID P.S. Is it really supposed to be "pubic" or rather "public"? Nevermind, I love the poem all the same!
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

17 years 5 months ago

Thanks Deelilah

I missed that little error. it has been corrected glad it made you laugh, Respectfully Yours, Barbara
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 5 months ago

I love fart poems

there will always be a revolting 8 year old inside me snickering away. cheers, Jess
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

17 years 5 months ago

Jess

I thought you might. When writing this I thought about how you might have written it. Glad you like. I was irritated when I started writing this was hoping to get a laugh when I finish. Respectfully Yours, Barbara