A Collection of My Limericks

I am the limerick monster called tink
I play with words and ink
Created by lonnie and elf
A new favorite part of myself
I say this with a smile and a wink.

I'm in love with a man named Herb
Everyone calls him HerbSuperb
I never get blue
I know this to be true
Our love you cannot disturb.

There once was a dog named Rocket
Who loved to lick the wall socket
I couldn't stop 'em
And it popped him
Now i carry him in my pocket

There once was a son named Just 
Who's father had a strange lust
He explained it to me
So that i could see 
His dad simply loved to dust

There once was a boy named Jake
Who piled leaves with a rake
He had a big smile
Then jumped in the pile
And landed on a snake

There once was a man rough and rugged
Who had in his pocket a nugget
As he stood there to pee
He started to see
Why his father said never to tug it.

There once was a poet named Tink
Between her and I was the link
As I looked in her eye
She started to cry
As her well had run out of ink.

There once was a writer called Tink
Between she and me was the link
She wrote with ease
But wasn't a tease
You were satisfied with her ink.

          Written by Tink