easily digested

Microwave 3 minutes
in it's little pouch
and you've got something
for  a snack on the couch
it's so quick
and it's so easy
it's just great
for watching TV

Grab a plastic  bottle
and twist  the top
sugar water soda pop
aerosol cheese coated
potato based chips
cardboard crust pizza
with pepperoni
flavored bits

Craving more substance
check out the cans
soup,stew or chili
for the hearty man
that texturized  protien
is the best  thing in there
easily digested
just like plastic cat hair


Cooked according to instructions
You can't beat the flavor
then you wonder why
you have heartburn later
 pop a couple antacids
or a pepcid complete
they'll fix you right up
for a quick
dessert treat