Funny Limericks - Part 2

Martinis, shots, drinks with a twist
Vodka, rum, aye, you get the gist.
Just give me a cup
And fill 'er up
with the many ways to get pissed!
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There once was a man named Fenhur
Who insisted on wearing nothing but fur
Till one day his loincloth
Jumped up and took off
Now his weenie has no cover!
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There's a movie whose title I forgot
Had the most boring, uneventful plot
I slipped into slumber
My snores sawing lumber
Till everyone around me was enraged and hot.
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I had visions of little Bo-Peep
And all of her cute little sheep.
Purple and blue were they
They ate Burger King, not hay.
Guess I shouldn't eat before I sleep!