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Dreaded Market Days:

Dreaded Market Days:

I’m lost confused
And somewhat bemused,
Consumed;
by this madding crowd,
As touts stand - yelling/shouting
enticing the gullible,
the punters - encouraging
the masses pushing and shoving,
their heads swaying, - arms flaying

Bodies;
Seas of flesh wobbling –
Rippling like waves
as massive hips gyrate and swing
in and out, in and out,
lumbering from side to side,
shimmering back and forth
All in perfect time

Panic strikes;
my wits alight
I’m forced to flee
this advancing herd
Like locusts
In-which encroach upon me?

Slipping sliding stumbling around,
I fall to the ground
Grovelling on all fore’s
Dogs queue
to hump the rear
out of me,

kids screaming running amok -
acting out like clowns,
mothers grunting,
groaning moaning,
as fathers pout
with yesterdays frowns,

A guy leans down

“A Burger sir, Or 2 for a pound”
“No thanks”… I scream

As I run from the stench,
And oh……….the smell
Of yesterdays –
second hand fry’s
while the dogs still chasing
In pursuit of me…
 

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Rett

Rett

17 years 6 months ago

*LO)L* the dog bit was hillarious

And I enjoyed the rest of it too. There is a bit of a language gap though from this side of the pond. Touts and punters (touts are what we call hucksters I think. ones that try to get you to buy or come in.) Punters I am lost on. I think I know but not sure. BTW I can't handle crowds as I have a bit of a problem when I get closed in. *G* All in all a quite enjoyable read. Respectfully, Rett: "If a fool and his money are soon parted, what does that say about the government bailout?" Rett
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 6 months ago

Rett

Touts are kind of like our solicitors and salesmen. Only definitions I know of for a punter are compulsive gamblers, or those who go to whorehouses.... Peter - sounds like our malls here during the holiday season. Gotta watch out for that unprotected rear end - or bring a tube of KY with you at least... LOL!! Awesome write, my friend. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"They gave you life, and in return you gave 'em hell. As cold as ice, I hope we live to tell the tale..." - Tears For Fears
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barbsdad2003

17 years 6 months ago

I avoid crowds ...

as much as reasonably possible. Although a crowd of starlings don't bother me. Or a score of hawks circling overhead over me'n Buster; that's OK, too, as long's they stay up there. I like your tongue in your cheek. Good place for it. Isn't imagination wonderful? What would we do without it? As to the write proper, I'd change fore's to fours. A few other changes'd be in order, but fore's's the one that most freezes my attention---and remotely beside the point, the weather here's already gettin' too cold for my comfort. I think we (you and I along with qualified others) should establish a humorists' cabal at this site. I'm wondering, would the masses/crowds left out resent our monopolizing/hogging that genre? In fact, for a time humor's pretty much all I wrote to post here: funny stuff (at least I thought it was). But lately I've lapsed into serious. Woe's me, of course. Which is only apt, I daresay. Thanx, Peter, Chuck
Janice Pearce

Janice Pearce

17 years 6 months ago

Dreaded Market Days

Peter. This was hilarious! I think Chuck is onto something here! "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." Will Rogers
Rett

Rett

17 years 6 months ago

I'll join

I love humorous poems. *G* Respectfully, Rett: "Does this election remind you of The Emperors New Clothes? No one has the guts to tell him because..." Rett
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prayersbyPatty

17 years 5 months ago

Peter

Sorry it took me so long to read this, I am literally laughing about the dog bit. Hilarious! I feel this way sometimes when I go out or in a crowd, but I think my age is making noisy places not a place where I want to be. Loved it! Patty
Candlewitch

Candlewitch

16 years 10 months ago

Peter

At first, when reading this piece, I felt panicked and smothered, because I hate crowds of people. Then when I got to the part about the dog, I had to start over... it gave me a huge smile. Always, Cat p.s. I hope that you are well and will await your return.