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Snippets VII


Snippets VII

Merriment to call, but
She forgot Justin time.
                              ---barbsdad

"Orange you nice!"

"I'll ask mortify ken
Join you for lunch."

"People should yelled right-
Away
to oncoming traffic
Whether it's wise to do so."

"Tell him to stay home today.
I seem enough on Fridays."

"Don't lie to me!
I've senior grades!"

"Pa wants to bias a digger,
But now he can't decide
His mind---aegis mopes
From backhoe No. 1
Tobacco No. 2."

"I was prude wrong
By a quart of lawyers."

"Oh, I'm effin' fine.
An' year effin' self?"

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Janice Pearce

Janice Pearce

17 years 7 months ago

Snippets VII

Chuck, Once again, you quacked me up with these. I want to bias a book of these! "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." Will Rogers