Snippets VI

Snippets VI

So after you wrote
That bonehead poem,
Didgeridoo it
Like I wanted
And ashed you to?
---barbsdad

"You're wary welcome."

"After negotiatin'
Longin' hard,
She got a good sheik out
Of the deal."

"He solder advice, witch
Of course she withheld."

"You still married tomb?"

"What smatter with you?
You oughta via shamed!"

"Is not the zoological
Place for to see animals?"

"Wide you rhea list?
Ain't you had enough kiln
For a lifetime aready?"

"I heard prudes're good for
Unjammin' constipation."

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infinite_dwarf

17 years 7 months ago

Chuckles

Go write that pamphlet... GO WRITE IT! :~) ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- "Johnny was a chemist’s son, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O, was really H2SO4...."

barbsdad2003

17 years 7 months ago

OK. So let's assume ...

I've gone an' done it. Then what? Prob'ly no market for it. But thanx anyway Ford a encouragement. Much appreciated, Chuck PS: I oughta acknowledge that these series of Snippets're the easiest things for me to write. Anything Elsie's harder. Usually much harder. Much, much harder.

infinite_dwarf

17 years 7 months ago

awww

Ida bee the first one to buy it. Ardor ain't always butter.... these are classic. :~) Thanks for the laughs, no matter what you decide to do with them. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- "Johnny was a chemist’s son, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O, was really H2SO4...."

Janice Pearce

17 years 7 months ago

Chuck

I look forward to your snippets Enjoy them all, keep em coming! "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." Will Rogers

whitetea

17 years 7 months ago

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In high school we'd all try to just knock the others out with puns or what we'd all refer to as 'pun ishment' This is very clever!