MULTI – G (Swindler's Code)

MULTI – G
Swindler's Code Koo-koo – ri – koo-koo Kooo! The rooster ringing tone of my cell phoneHeralded a scam to greet my joblessnessI am Engineer Wale BalogunI worked with you beforeI am now with Mobil Producing Unlimited Koo-koo – ri – koo-koo Kooo! The rooster ringing tone, a wake up callHinted irony on Mobil and of an hungry manI am calling from our office in AbujaMy phone has network problemYet, my hand phone flashed ‘private’.I know you to be an honest manThat is why I ask you to assistGet this information and call me backMy number is 08033759194Four one nine lurks in guise as a supplier. Koo-koo – ri – koo-koo Kooo! And so the call was returned‘Mark you; it is my credit burning now, not his’.Please get a pen and paper, and write as I speak:Alhaji Usman Bello is coming to LagosTo collect a sample of Multi – GBeing parts ordered by Mobil ProducingThe actual price is Ninety-five Thousand NairaCharged for each carton of Multi – GThe order is for a hundred cartons containing ten cartons eachHe pays you at hundred and fifteen thousand Naira a carton Koo-koo – ri – koo-koo Kooo! Our gain shall be twenty thousand eachIf you can see what I meanMy deal with you is on sixty/fortyWhat, two million for a sixty/forty?O! Help has come in my moment of lack’.Your contact is Mr. BrightMarketing Manager, Esteed Oil Services9 Amusan Street, AgbaraAlong Badagry Express WayCell phone number 0803343559 Koo-koo – ri – koo-koo Kooo! ‘What lengthy request wasted my phone bill?In contacts and return calls, delivered as directedEven Mr. Bright also had a middle man arranged for meTo buy from someone who had already bought from himThe stealing rats planned escape routes and outlets’Please Albert, can you pay for this sample?Or just make some deposit, a sort of assuranceDeduct all expenses from the money, I mean,The one Alhaji Usman Bello will payAnd thank you very much for your assistance. Koo-koo – ri – koo-koo Kooo! The rooster circled around the henWho gives it all to the fighting cock?The back-side and the back of the headYou want my money, time and sweatBy contriving to extort where you did not sowI don’t have a dime, how can I pay?Was my sharp response, in bewildermentAh! What do I do now…?Engineer Wale Balogun exclaimed and pausedOkay, I will call you back Koo-koo – ri – koo-koo Kooo! The call never came backAnd I wondered what he wanted from me…Aha! Our national product is on sales againFour one nine on wireless, it roamed to my phoneTo defraud and to steal, ‘I beg you, try again.