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Snippets IV


Snippets IV


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They raptor in a blanket
And putter on the stretcher.

                                    ---barbsdad
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"Quick as they possibly could,
My parents raged me
Up into adulthood."

"He flew right into outer space
As an ultranut for --- I think
The agency's called Nasser."

"She's still alive! Seer
Eyes plink their surprise
When I yell boo adder?"

"Just to life it up, I plopped
young'un, an' one reddish
With a little pizza garlic
Clove, into our supper salad."

"She'll barrier parents next
To each other just whenever
She can getter opportunity."

"Don't you believe their lies!
An academic of the flu
Could overtake us anytime
Those exports prom us us it won't."

"What color queen you
Want? Lime or Kelly?"

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themoonman

themoonman

17 years 8 months ago

Hi Chuck...

a most interesting look at words and how they are spoken... enjoyed reading... Richard
Janice Pearce

Janice Pearce

17 years 8 months ago

Chuck

Thanks again, for another hilarious reading LOL! "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." Will Rogers