Vaquero's Promise... (for Rett and Mark)

Don't you take that attitude with me, Lou
I'll shoot ya in the eye quicker than you can spit and holler 'howdy.'
I'm a rude dude, in a crude mood
An' I got my six-shooter aimed right at you.

Don't be playin' with me, sucka.
You don't know who you up against.
I'm a bad-ass muthafucka
Just ask any fool on that fence.

My pimped out, chromed up F-150
Done gonna leave you in the dust.
As stomp on that bad boy
And leave you chokin, while I'm smokin' - in that you can trust.

So take this to heart, an' don't be an ass.
Don't be foolin' with this bull - no matter what you do.
'Cause this dog's eye is sharper'n glass.
An' this .357 is gonna be all for you.