Closing Time

I don't want to do anything,
maybe I'll watch t.v.
One hundred plus channels
but there is nothing on for me.

Ambiguous is my middle name,
where am I...
indiscretions I can never leave.

I'll have to go to work,
can't afford to give in,
but if I could...

I wouldn't leave my comfortable commode
I'd listen to the traffic report and never go
I'd sit here alone
turn off the phone
take one last look
and close my book.