With Love to Bill Gates (For everyone here)

With Love to Bill Gates

Mr. Bill, what's not to love?
Your greatness you always tout
Windows is the finest thing
You continuously shout

I work hard on my system
In Word, Corel and Mail
And just when it's critical
A "System Error" fail!

I re-boot only to find
Disk errors by the score
Scandisk or Norton needed
I can't take it any more!

Finally up and running
I start to work again
And wouldn't you just know it
I've performed another sin!

Just as I'm about to save
"Page Fault" rears its ugly head
Sometimes Bill, I swear to you,
I'd rather boot you instead!

All right, everything is running
With a sigh I catch my breath
When suddenly there appears
"Fatal Error" blue screen of death!

Now once again I settle down
Wrapped in my concentration
Uh-oh, now I've really done it
Performed an "Illegal Operation!"

Bill, I dedicate this poem to you
With love from me, the sender
And if you come to my house, Bill,
I'll stuff you in my blender!