Internet Insanity

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Who is crushing on ya baby, if you know what I mean.

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To have better sex, be a private I, learn how to love, and relate.

Borrow 1500 dollars by tomorrow, enter an address to learn your fate.

Get ready for the macbook show, your blackberry's on us

They might as well just tell me to jump on the friggin' magic bus

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Even if you're already well over the hill.

Grow inches where inches have not ever been,

And you can be a real, authentic, purpley- pilled superman.

Plant some magic turf with some little seeds

Here's some diet pills... be thin, and succeeed.

Are you controlled by corn, well sound the alarm

Genetic mutations taste good, so what's the harm?

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Just give us your address and we'll all have some fun.

And get a free sample that costs 90 dollars.

We'll debit your account bright and early tomorrow.

And shop the multi-media madness sale...

Because when you shop online you'll avoid the hail.

Datura, Absinthe, and the insanity they cause,

Write your own revealing blog.

Asbestos attorneys, and Mesothelioma...

Mri's, and malignant carcinomas.

Bushwacks epical, courtesy of sizer lean.

I don't even want to know what that could mean.

Flippilans, ornamis, dongamus noise...

Ornamental women, and naughty flipple bueys.

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My bulk mail box is my worst nightmare.

Sometimes I start twitching and pulling at my hair.

I think I'll disable it.