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Split Decision

I was once informed of the ludicrous idea
that here were only two kinds of people in this world.
There are the optimists and the pessimists.
The argument being was this;
although optimism would be the favored of the two,
they would be perpetually dissapointed,
whereas their pessimistic counter-halves,
would forever more be, pleasantly and continually surprised.

After my complete perusal,
and surveying other's opinions,
there were other definate schools of thought.
For instance, good verses evil,
givers and takers, teachers and students,
lovers and fighters, Republicans or the Democrats,
the rich and the poor, the attractive and the ugly,
and finally...the men and the women.

Finally, after careful consideration...
as well as serious deliberations,
I ended up with one final conclusion.The world cannot be made up of, merely "total opposites"...
life just isn't that simple.
In my heart of hearts, there may be only two types of people...
those that believe that there are two types of people,
and, of course.....those that don't.
— docmaverick, May 03, 2008

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Region, Country: The High Desert, in the wild west, southern California, U.S. of A.., USA

Favorite Poets: Keates, Poe, Dickinson, and Dr. Seuss. There are a smattering of others, but why bother listing 'em all, ya know?, I also rely on a few of our poets, here....for advice, and what not. I couldn't possibly explain what a fountain of live, effective knowledge we have...right here in our midst ! To catch a glimmer of brilliance, merely visit: the Stream.

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Critiques

themoonman

themoonman

18 years 1 month ago

Hi Doc..

I love the title and the conclusion.. and agree with you as we all share the knack of changing to the situation. the only suggestion I have is in your line... Finally, after careful consideration... maybe change finally to... and., as you used it in the previous sentence as well. just a suggestion.. thanks for the read. Richard
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 1 month ago

Sorry Doc,

although the idea is excellent, and no doubt you came up with it independently, it is far from original, heard the same premise several times before. That said, this piece does express the idea well, cheers, Jess