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Jan 11, 2008
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Conversation with a spider
Welcome Mr or Ms
(sorry I can’t tell the difference)
to my home.
I welcome you, large
(nearly as my hand)
and certainly scary,
but you are supposed to be,
it is your job,
as my job is to share you,
with those who choose not to live with you.
You eat mozzies and flies
bloody good job!
You earn your keep,
but I ask you to be discreet,
I don’t drop my poetry on people’s faces,
well sometimes I do,
so please don’t drop on mine
but if you do
I promise to scream like a girl and brush you away,
I am much bigger than you,
but I will catch you,
gently,
trying not to hurt you,
and release you a long way away.
Do we have an agreement?
— weirdelf, Jan 11, 2008
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Critiques
IKnowNoBox
18 years 5 months ago
I say very diplomatic
orgami
18 years 5 months ago
eight
weirdelf
18 years 4 months ago
thanks guys
Barbara Writes
18 years 4 months ago
No fear of spiders
weirdelf
18 years 4 months ago
Ta,
Barbara Writes
18 years 4 months ago
True
weirdelf
18 years 4 months ago
How about cicadas?
Barbara Writes
18 years 4 months ago
You got it
infinite_dwarf
18 years 1 month ago
Cicadas = locusts Creepy
weirdelf
18 years 1 month ago
Oh no! Vile slanderer Jess!
infinite_dwarf
18 years 1 month ago
~~~Laughing~~~
barbsdad2003
18 years 4 months ago
I began ...
weirdelf
18 years 4 months ago
thanks Chuck
infinite_dwarf
18 years 1 month ago
Ewww
weirdelf
18 years 1 month ago
ta Jess
RSScheerer
18 years ago
"try not to hurt you"
weirdelf
18 years ago
How strange! I didn't notice the repetition
Barbara Writes
18 years ago
Love this
poewriter58
18 years ago
Ah Jess
RSScheerer
18 years ago
Evolution
weirdelf
18 years ago
wouldn't have happened without you