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Conversation with a spider

 

Welcome Mr or Ms
(sorry I can’t tell the difference)
to my home.

I welcome you, large
(nearly as my hand)
and certainly scary,
but you are supposed to be,
it is your job,

as my job is to share you,
with those who choose not to live with you.

You eat mozzies and flies
bloody good job!
You earn your keep,
but I ask you to be discreet,

I don’t drop my poetry on people’s faces,
well sometimes I do,
so please don’t drop on mine
but if you do
I promise to scream like a girl and brush you away,
I am much bigger than you,
but I will catch you,
gently,
trying not to hurt you,
and release you a long way away.

Do we have an agreement?


— weirdelf, Jan 11, 2008

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Region, Country: Sydney, Australia, AUS

Favorite Poets: The Romantics, The Mersey Sound, The Beats and, of course, The Bard

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orgami

18 years 5 months ago

eight

well done Weirdelf I Loved this poem about the hand sized inhabitant i have a morbid fear of these beasties but your poem is a delight O
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 4 months ago

thanks guys

I totally undestand people's abhorrence of spiders (especially when they get in-your-face) but wanted to share some of my admiration for them. cheers, Jess
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

18 years 4 months ago

No fear of spiders

Like your conversation with a spider. I like spiders that stay out of my face. Took a picture of a spider with a back full of babies crawling up a brick wall. A conversation with her would have been nice.
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 4 months ago

Ta,

A conversation with her might have been difficult, considering a survival rate of about one in a thousand of her offspring, could be a tender subject. I also revere the fact that a lot of North American Indian spirituality values Spider as a medicine animal representing creativity. I lament that Western Christianity only has 3 gods, and they end up one. Myself, I pick and choose, whatever works. cheers, Jess
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

18 years 4 months ago

True

I know nothing about spiders. just that the mother does not live long afterward. saw that on charlotte webb.
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 4 months ago

How about cicadas?

Visually gorgeous creatures, they hibernate for 17 years underground then rise mate and die in one day. I challenge you to make that a poem in human terms. cheers, Jess
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

18 years 4 months ago

You got it

I like challenges will attempt. Never heard of your spider and can not pronouced the name.
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

18 years 1 month ago

Cicadas = locusts Creepy

Cicadas = locusts Creepy things, and they make scary noises when they land on you. (kinda like a clicking sound) They have little barb-type things on their legs, so they're hard to just brush off, too. Ughh... and the dried up shells left behind when they die reminds me of some alien type sci-fi... :~P ~Jess ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O, was really H2SO4."
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 1 month ago

Oh no! Vile slanderer Jess!

They may be related but they are not locusts! in fact I doubt they are related, and they come in all colours with lovely names like Greengrocer, Black Prince, Yellow Mondays and Purple Haze (ok, I made that one up). But yes, they are kind of Scifi, especially their empty shells. cheers, Jess
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

18 years 1 month ago

~~~Laughing~~~

They could have the coolest names in the world, doesn't make up for how ugly those bastards are - which I guess is a very biased statement, seeing as I'm terrified of most bugs. Basically, if it's not a butterfly, moth, dragonfly, cricket, fly (except horseflies... they bite...hard!) or grasshopper, I want no part of it, and will probably be afraid of it. :~) ~Jess ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O, was really H2SO4."
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barbsdad2003

18 years 4 months ago

I began ...

my read of your piece here, Jess, when lone b'old! a drug addict (nicotine, to be exact) picked one of many vacant computers here at the library, sat himself down, and spewed uncountable millions of bits of reeking cig smoke from hair and clothes in and about my space. So then, of course, rather than gag, etc., I had to shut down my computer monitor and escape to a more distant part of the library. Now that I read your delightful piece, I find it's worth the move. I happen to love spiders; I have, though, somewhat of a problem with smokers ... even when they're not smoking. My sniffer's too sensitive. And I also know that my health state has been altered to a damaging extent: Breathing cig smoke boosts my blood sugar, something I need like another hole in the head. Spiders are beautiful creatures, even big hairy tarantulas. I made a friend for life in a ten-year-old girl, daughter of an acquaintance of mine, when I delivered a live tarantula (nearly the size of my hand) I'd captured, with the aid of a paper bag, in the wilds north of Fresno, California, for her to keep as a pet. Along with instructions on how to best care for it/her/him/?/herm. Spiders appear, to me, to be intelligent creatures. Although at times it would seem one will place a web in the darndest place for catching flying insects. There's nothing like watching a spider watching me ... too closely. Fascinating. Thanx, Chuck
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 4 months ago

thanks Chuck

Had a feeling you might like this one. And let me say it would not have been the same poem, maybe not even written, without the influence your work has had on me. cheers, Jess
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

18 years 1 month ago

Ewww

Great write here, Jess, though I think a spider that is big enough to walk off with the cat would not be all that welcome in our place... I'm terrified of spiders, no matter what size they are. As of late, I haven't been squishing them on sight, though - unless they're of epic proportions (then I just run away screaming, and get Jon to bag it) I figure they'll keep down on the other crawlies that venture into our place (flies, the odd ant, and such) I'm glad you've made peace with these creepy buggars - the only words I would say to a spider is how ugly it is, I think... I especially got a giggle from your apology in parentheses. Well done, you! ~Jess ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O, was really H2SO4."
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 1 month ago

ta Jess

but give me a (non-venomous) spider running around my ceiling over a mosquito buzzing around my ears any day! cheers, Jess
RSScheerer

RSScheerer

18 years ago

"try not to hurt you"

Did you intend to repeat it? If so, it wasn't necessary. The idea of conversing with a spider seems perfectly normal to me; even personifying an arachnid makes some strange sense in my mind. Perhaps I have spent too much time with the cats and dog, talking to each - even the occasional field mice that find their way inside have been bored by my voice. Nice piece, friend. What happened to the spider? Best, Ronda P.S. I was raised believing that only the females make the webs. Not sure if this is true, but it would answer your question of "Mr." or "Ms."
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years ago

How strange! I didn't notice the repetition

and neither did anyone else who commented. Have edited. Oh, this is a recurring scenario, I deposit them way down the back yard. I swear some of them persistently come back, maybe they really like me? cheers, Jess
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

18 years ago

Love this

Smiles:) Barbara I thought this was a great write. Seeing it in evolution had to read again. Raally enjoyed Gave it a five, do not know If I rated it then.
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poewriter58

18 years ago

Ah Jess

The only line I did not care for along with the spiders and other leggy things was your screaming like a what did you say ? A girl? I've heard some men carry on over insects. Just love the line I don't drop my poetry on peoples faces, that just produced the strangest visual lol. and a side to Jess K I was in new york and chicago for the hatching of the 17 years locusts they are something from a sci fi they cannot launch themselves from the ground so they climb on things like people then take off. Amazing , as I always say there is a poem in everything !