Mall Santa Brawl

 That was a shopping night never to forget

 it was two Saint Nicks in a shared choke hold

the children where all staring in shock

until one beard came off and the others did not

With a jab to the "fake"Cris Kringle's nose

(not as rosy as the others nose)

it was quite clear to all the witnesses

that The Jolly Santa had this charlatan beaten

so now the on-lookers where rising in cheer

for the best Jolly Fat Man with a real beard

they raided the sack of the phony mall Santa

and Destroyed his sweat shop trinkets

the ruse was over for him and he had to go

boos and bad apples followed him as he left

(with out a sleigh,elf's,or reindeer)

so if it is a Santa You want to pose as

you better remember this scenario

because The Red Suited Fat Man

Is Very Territorial!