This is an ongoing works, which I call, Z Man.

Just call me Z Man
and I shall be philosophically content !
And if you would like to join me then go ahead !
I shall drive you to insanity if you join me, so, please do !

Ahem ! Hmm, a little about, me,  Z Man. Firstly I am not from your planet.
LUCKILY !.

Your Planet Earth is such a dull and offensive planet compared to mine, albeit filled to its brim with so much negativity, war, violence, senseless murder and other titbits. Which I suppose will be entertaining to your little minds.

Back on my planet, named Elastico, as its orbit stretches out and beyond forever. We have a daily diet of fun, meditation and sex. Then we begin all over again ! Similar to the Romans and Greeks, apart from same sex acquaintances, that is a definite no entry with an accompanied sign.

I ramble on like a simpleton !!! Which is a constant habit of mine. Its something I would do whilst still in my mothers womb, she wasn’t amused; my mummy dearest. I must tell you that my mummy gave birth to your Adolph Hitler, this was through a quirk of inter dimensional time travel; she fucked up big style ! And the Jews never forgave her, which is how it should be.

Fancy being related to Mister Siege Hiel Hitler ! How would that affect your inner chi ? Personally speaking I would introduce a new movement to Tai Chi based on dear old Adolph, with a goose stepping walk and some trance music. It would be so funny seeing the old dears doing Adolph Hitler Tai Chi (Maybe in knee high boots ?) ! This has possibilities dear readers, do you agree ?

So WHY am I on your god forsaken shit heap ? Simple my dear little humanoid, I lost a game of strip jack naked; a game we invented and introduced to you lot. I'm afraid you will be sad by the end of my story. (297)

You are a curious breed ! Always eager to strike up arms at the slightest opportunity. You live your lives according to strange customs, the one that really makes me scratch my privates and laugh is RELIGION !