ONLY HUMAN ....

ONLY HUMAN   Lost in thought, the sage, revered and respected by all, scratches his bum.   Enthroned, embarrassed: the hostess of an Ideal Home with no toilet roll.   “After you, my dear” the ex-marine ‘didn’t see’ the spider in the bath   Crowned and excited Miss Little Maiden phones home: kids are delighted   The noted misogynist, alone in his penthouse pad adjusts his new bra   ‘Overdone it a little!’ the spotlit supermodel decides, searching for a shadow.   After mocking laughter Casanova creeps home to add Viagra to his shopping list.