Jolly Holly Mad

 Dash about the store

credit cards you hold

running up a mound of dept

even as you stress school cloths

oh what madness it is to buy

every damn thing on your list

frosty the pavement as you carry

all your crap across the parking lot

watching all the shoppers stalk

for a place to park there sleigh

we must have a merry Christmas

or we'll never be forgiven

we must get all the presents

or else the kids will hate us

or saint nick....

oh holy dept the bills

they are arising .....