Disaster!

Disaster

Serves: 4

Ingredients:

15lbs. of heaping bullshat
12lbs. mirth
2 gallons bad blood

1 cup spilled milk
3 ea crumbled cookies
2 ea bitter pills
1 oz. Piss
1 oz Vinegar

Method:

1.  Stew the mirth over the BS until boiling over. Neglect for seven years. Constrain through a mesh sieve and hope for the best. 2. Add a generous quantity of bad blood, spilled milk and crushed oreos. (That's the way the cookie crumbles) Stir. 3. Mix together 1oz ea piss and vinegar. Whisk into mixture and duck to avoid the shrapnel. Serve with 2 bitter pills, which are hard to swallow.