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shrink wrapped

i caught a man
wearing his wifes knickers
i discovered soon afterwards 
them two could surely bicker

i was an innocent observer
not a sordid perverter
honest please do believe me
fine! i'm seeing my shrink at 3

 

Lenny

— Lenny of Cohen, Oct 30, 2007

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purplemoondoll

18 years 7 months ago

ROFL

Priceless. Can't tell you the image this conjured lol. Love it! Thanks Lenny! Kaz x It's impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
LC

Lenny of Cohen

18 years 7 months ago

Aah but your wrong....

I have it on good authority (??!!*) that you lot in the US of A are as kinky as us Brits!!! Osho, my fave Indian mystic (sadly no longer here) said something which makes absolute sense........"Clothes, they have no gender, so why such fuss"? Amongst the so called nobility it rife....apparently....politicians too....when they aint sniffing the white powder..... Lenny.....my tights have a ladder in them