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weirdelf
weirdelf
Oct 24, 2007 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

You peple on this site

 

 

You peple on this site

Are hated in Gods site

he see yor evil ways

your cussing, smutting ways

he will punis you for shor

fire and spear and more

your evil cussings words

you think you clever

but god tell us never

you choose the fruit of book learning

the serpent will give nothin but sufring

he wrords become the swords

stuck right were you deserves

you make young peeple queer

with your evil sweering smeer

you teach thoose animal blacks

that are so ornery slack,

you teach em out of place.

No why to do for that

than a noose over their dumb face

he will get you in the end

you won't get no defend

our pastor tells us tru

give him money thu and thru

he will save us all

from satans evil call

repent repnet repnt

before you life is spent

hallayouya!

God is grate

god is grate!

God is a grater.
So you no hu to vote for

 

 

 

 


— weirdelf, Oct 24, 2007

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Region, Country: Sydney, Australia, AUS

Favorite Poets: The Romantics, The Mersey Sound, The Beats and, of course, The Bard

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purplemoondoll

18 years 7 months ago

LMAO

Hallyeweya! falling of my chair here Jess this is brilliant. Thank you! Kaz x It's impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
Mark

Mark

18 years 7 months ago

LMFAO

It is written - "For it is I who gave you those desires."
wolfycat

wolfycat

18 years 7 months ago

Jess You did not!!!

Jess, when did you get religion? (smile) Notice my term there...religion!! Ha ha Wolfy Cat.
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Conect11

18 years 7 months ago

wow, well...

I suppose as an "homage" to Ellis it's, erm, hmmm... Mark W.
RSScheerer

RSScheerer

18 years 7 months ago

Oh my...

I've heard there's a special place for poets like us. At least we'll all go together! (They're gonna need a bigger handbasket, though.) ~ Ronda
wolfycat

wolfycat

18 years 7 months ago

:)

I know where I'm going and it 'aint' there! Respectfully submitted, Wolfy.
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 7 months ago

Wollfy, you know i respect you, and your beliefies

but this poem was for ignorant bigots. You know there can be ignorant bigots amongst christians, like George W. Bush as there can be amongst many religions. It was meant to be funny and serious. cheers, Jess
wolfycat

wolfycat

18 years 7 months ago

Oh, Jess...

There are so many ignorant bigots everywhere! You are correct. In religion, in politics...in every walk of life. I follow One...not a man-made organization. We all have a right here to believe as we choose. On this...you and I agree. Thanks for your reply. I love reading your poetry. Best Wishes, Wolfy.
Eduardo Cruz

Eduardo Cruz

17 years 7 months ago

Jess,

You are a funny guy when you want to be, this is Lie's and truth, like mix nuts. Oh my God I'm talking about us!!! LOL This is a good write. you are deafeningly loco! Thanks, Eddie
yenti

yenti

17 years 7 months ago

Jess

What the hell if I could shed these wings I would walk with you there, LOL. A good Write though, but the truth is a double edged sword Yours Ian .T
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orgami

17 years 7 months ago

gods neon glow

I am still chuckling I can see the sign REPENT SINNERS glowing flickering like the serpents tongue Great write Jess
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 7 months ago

Thank you my friends

If I ever stop chuckling have me put down. Well I mean if I stop chuckling for a serious amount of time, like maybe, six months or so, then ask me if I am liable to soon, before you put the gun to my head, then I am liable to chuckle. cheers, Jess
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 7 months ago

Jess

Got a kick out of this one. Love the kooky spelling
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

17 years 7 months ago

Jess

Once I realize the misspelled words was intentional I had to stop take a breather then start over reading. Cleverly written and mind boggling in its message, won't comment on content. As for many religions their is much blame for the confusion among those not understanding the right from the wrong. And yeah people are responsible to learn for themselves, not follow blindly after every word and idea. The Moldy book as you say, hasn't change since the scrolls in it message people do the changing. Respectfully Yours, Barbara
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 7 months ago

thanks for the thoughful reply Barbara

It is a tricky one. Yes we are responible for what we believe and seeking the truth, but how do we sort the gold from the crap when so much of what we are told is pure crap? cheers, Jess
Barbara Writes

Barbara Writes

17 years 7 months ago

Thoughful

I'm finally getting it. Thanks for feeling that way. If what you believe about religion doesn't match with what the Bible says then we can reason on what is gold and what is crap. Bible principles and standards are clear. But most importantly, freewill to believe as you choose is granted to everybody. Respectfully Yours, Barbara
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 7 months ago

Rahbar, why aren't you angry?

Are you deaf dumb and blind? Don't lies provoke you? Doesn't every action by corrupt politicials, filthy corporate polluters and exploiters, every perpetration by perverted priests enrage you? If not why not? Check for a pulse. Anger is the power and motivation for change. Maintain the rage! cheers, Jess
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 7 months ago

Blasphemy!

The holy word has been tainted by a blasphemous, left-wing, pyschobabblin', off-his-rocker, ready-for-the-funny-farm, spiked up chipmunk with poor impulse control - who pisses on your foot, and gets a huge laugh from it..... I love it! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"It is better to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt..." - Mark Twain
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 7 months ago

Congrats!!

Congrats on Evolution. Hey, I didn't say that peeing on my shoes is necessarily a bad thing..... Isn't elf pee supposed to be like magical or something? Maybe it's an aphrodisiac, and no one knows?! LOL!!!! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"It is better to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt..." - Mark Twain
Rett

Rett

17 years 7 months ago

Whut da heil?

Doo ewe thunk I am won uv dose dere bygutz? eyeull hev ewe ta no, eyeum a red nick frum da sowth und meun meye bud ees will whup yore asse ohvuh dis. eyeul yank yore nick off an peus dowun yore nick while I'm laughing my butt off you aussie potato head. gude un. Respectfully, Rett: "We can all be thankful that Picasso wasn't a plastic surgeon." Rett
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 7 months ago

Translation!

What the hell? Do you think I am one of those there bigots? I'll have you to know, I'm a redneck from the south and me and my buddies will whup your ass over this. I'll yank your neck off and piss down your neck while I'm laughing my butt off, though. Aussie potato head. Good one. Geez, Rett..... this came from you?! Mus' be the meds.... LOL! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"It is better to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt..." - Mark Twain
Rett

Rett

17 years 7 months ago

*LOL* Jess K

Perfect translation! I got so much of a kick out of this poem I thought I'd see if he could translate it. *chuckle* All in fun. Respectfully, Rett: "We can all be thankful that Picasso wasn't a plastic surgeon." Rett
weirdelf

weirdelf

17 years 7 months ago

You know Jess, I didn't need the translation,

understood it perfectly. And , Rett, choose to take the potatoe thing as a reference to my proud Irish heritage or else I would have to come over and hit you so hard your eyeballs fell out... I think you know what happens next. cheers, Jess
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 7 months ago

Now here's my question.....

Sure is a lot of peeing going on around here.... Elf pees on my shoe, you pee down his neck... My question is - which one of y'alls is more magical? :~O Yes, I know, I'm getting kooky. Must be past my bedtime. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"It is better to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt..." - Mark Twain
Rett

Rett

17 years 7 months ago

Zipping my pants

after THAT comment. We ain't having no peeing contest here. no ma'am. Respectfully, Rett: "If a fool and his money are soon parted, what does that say about the government bailout?" Rett
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jdcool

17 years 7 months ago

um

wow I hope this is a joke because OMG.