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IKnowNoBox
Oct 15, 2007 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Kung-Fu Hot

hot chick Kung-fu

with a shift of

Her Hip!

I’m Knocked off my feet

          ***

Kung-fu hot girl

with a flick of

Her Wrist!

I’m at her feet

— IKnowNoBox, Oct 15, 2007

About This Poem

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Region, Country: East Coast, USA

Favorite Poets: Weird Elf, Shel Silverstein, The Poet Anonymous

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Calliope

18 years 7 months ago

Ha ha

This piece is cute and funny.I like. Lacy
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IKnowNoBox

18 years 7 months ago

Thank you Lacy

When I think about Shel A Light comes on in my Attic. I recommend reading Shel Silverstein to everybody. In ink, Dabbler Writing off the Blahs.Inking the human condition.
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Ink Dragon

18 years 7 months ago

Women in martial arts

their appeal to men seems to have been discovered over the last 10 years, I don´t remember many chicks in martial arts movies before that- at least not as fighters. As I recall it, they were only there to do some pointless screaming in the old martial arts movies. ID
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IKnowNoBox

18 years 7 months ago

A girl with looks that level a room

I know one or two,black belts. I kid you not I saw a woman stop a bar fight by asking for a light. Good point about the representation of women in martial art films I have access to several martial arts /horror collections.Maybe I can get a few gems to pass along. Beware the chest thrust throw. In ink, Dabbler
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 7 months ago

ohmanohmanohman

I have got such a THING for female warriors, including Buffy, Zena, Beatrice Kiddo and Zhang Ziyi (Crouching Tiger...) and an ex-girlfriend (the original owner of the tag Weirdelf) who I once saw deliver a Liverpool kiss (that would put a Liverpuddian to shame) to a skinhead then when he went down jump two footed on his chest, you could hear the ribs breaking all through the pub! This in defence of me! cheers, Jess "Are we having fun yet?"
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 7 months ago

I may not have met Shel,

but have certainly met Kung-fu Hot Girl! Thanks for this, brightened a day dulled by corporatism. cheers, Jess "Are we having fun yet?"
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IKnowNoBox

18 years 7 months ago

Thanks elf

Beware the chest thrust throw.Puts me in my place every time.Oh her name Cherry. In ink, Dabbler
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jacks

18 years 7 months ago

Makes me smile for

Makes me smile for sure. Chicks do kick ass And chicks kickin' ass I can't pass up their skirt when they kick ass? WOOHOO! Too racy? I couldn't help myself.
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meic

18 years 5 months ago

Not sure I’m turned on so

Not sure I'm turned on so much by althletic women - I like women to have hard heads but soft bodies - like this ... HARD HEADED WOMAN - CAT STEVENS I’m looking for a hard headed woman, One who will take me for myself, And if I find my hard headed woman, I wont need nobody else, no, no, no. Im looking for a hard headed woman, One who will make me do my best, And if I find my hard headed woman I know the rest of my life will be blessed , yes, yes, yes. I know a lot of fancy dancers, People who can glide you on a floor, They move so smooth but have no answers. When you ask why’d you come here for? I dont know why? I know many fine feathered friends But their friendliness depends on how you do. They know many sure fired ways To find out the one who pays And how you do. Im looking for a hard headed woman, One who will make me feel so good, And if I find my hard headed woman, I know my life will be as it should -- yes, yes, yes. Im looking for a hard headed woman, One who will make me do my best, And if I find my hard headed woman... Mike photo: me, late 20s / early 30s - with 'face furniture version 1'