The Nanny State

Welcome to the Nanny State

Where what you eat and what you do.

What hand you use to masturbate

Is dictated to you.

The Government and do gooders

They have surveys and studies to prove

That free will is hazardous to your health

After all you don’t know what’s good for you.

Don’t attempt to question their wisdom

It’s your health and safety they protect.

They’re working in your best interest.

Just do as your told, like a good little subject.

Welcome to the America

This country used to be free.

Before Liberals and slack jawed politicians

Decided your nanny, they would be.