Questions?

Would a leopard sooner

Change her stripes

For well-founded

Godly gripes

Or such as scopic

Presidential hypes,

Or zebra his spots

For brand-new set of

Metal cooking pots

Or box of apricots

Or unarmed Lancelots?

Or would a versifying horse

Be made somewhat

Acutely hoarse

From fierce explosive yeaing

Or, per contra, urgent naying

Or some other cogitative braying

Without discernible remorse?