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At Play In A Garden of Words (The Problem With Poetry, or, Harvesting the Pea Patch)

 



I’m put upon to ponder the problem of poetry

& thus, I proudly or, perhaps, perfunctorily,

Ponderously pronounce with a preponderance,

Even a plethora, of p’s:

 

Poetry is pithy, prankish and perky,

Pertinent and impertinent, too

It’s prophetic, pathetic, pragmatic and proud

 

Poetry pretends, preaches, points out,

Points to, and down, and under

 

Poetry’s petals promise purity and peace

Poetry’s pristine, picky and pale

 

Poetry is practical,  prudent, is pregnant,

Gives pause

 

Poetry’s precise, prayerful, powerful

Poetry’s presence is portentious and playful

 

Poetry’s a  mosaic portrayal, a

Painted portraiture, perfect, profane

Prosaic, it is not,

Preposterous, it is

It is ponderous, political, porous, pontifical

Peripatetic and perennial,

Prescient, pedantic, possessive and puerile

Perfidious, perceptible, perplexing, perfectible

 

Poetry perseverates, preserves, perseveres

Sometimes perplexing, never perishable,

It pulses it prowls, it probes and it pries

Poetry is a perverse, precocious, pubescent prankster

 

It prances, and preens periwinkle plumage

In place of deep purple prose

A persuasive, peculiarly pleasant peacock,

Poetry promulgates poems!

 

Poetry, dear poet, exists

Poetry, dear poet, persists

Poetry, dear poet, persists and preoccupies

Poetry can never desist

 

Poetry perpetually propagates poems

 

And that

 

is the problem

 

with poetry…

 

 

Phew!!!

— waterdragon, Aug 18, 2007

Critiques

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purplemoondoll

18 years 10 months ago

Cleverly Written

I really like the preponderance of p's! pleasing, perfectly executed, with patterns of humour that makes this piece prance. 'Poetry is practical, prudent, is pregnant,' - nice pause!! worked well! Kaz
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waterdragon

18 years 10 months ago

The Pea Patch

I thank thee, Kaz, thou purple moon doll Each time I write, I give it my all I just transcribe what Spirit provides From a seemingly endless bright hall Peace! Your own personal limerick!
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 10 months ago

I adored this!

I once wrote a poem, when in love with a woman called Sam, where each word began with S, A, and M, consecutively. Managed to get to around 200 words before I collapsed in a screaming heap and broke up with her. cheers, Jess
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waterdragon

18 years 10 months ago

Sam I Am?

You wrote for a woman named Sam, a poem in which you tried to cram S, a's and m's sans haws and sans hems but you ran out of patience, oh Damn!
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purplemoondoll

18 years 10 months ago

Smiles

:) Thanks for the Limerick. Brilliant lol. Sorry this went in the wrong place on this thread - dont know how to change it! Cheers! kaz x

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