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Aug 18, 2007
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Jailhouse Tantrum
Who do you think you are
Don’t you know who I am?
I am a celebrity
This arrest is a sham.
Throwing a jailhouse tantrum
Nobody was impressed.
Even if she held her breath
She’s just a pampered princess.
I don’t have to live by
Everyone else’s rules.
I am a celebrity
You ignorant fools.
Throwing a jailhouse tantrum
Her lawyer she demands.
He’ll have me out of here in an hour
He’s a very important man.
How dare you take my picture
Where’s my publicist?
Take your hands off me you pig
Through snarled lips, she hissed.
Throwing a jailhouse tantrum
To her it’s nothing new.
She’s used to throwing her weight around
Since her Hollywood debut.
— bellavistabear, Aug 18, 2007
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poet_inside
18 years 10 months ago
I like this one, with
bellavistabear
18 years 10 months ago
I Agree Completely.
weirdelf
18 years 10 months ago
I appreciate the comment
bellavistabear
18 years 10 months ago
Preferential Treatment for Celebrities
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