Batman and Robin

Hmmm..sometimes you wonder About Batman and Robin. Prancing about in skin tight pants Alone in a dark cave, weaving and a bobbin.   Hiding their true identity What is it they’re afraid of? Perhaps someone will start to think That, maybe they’re in love.   And older man, and a young boy. Patron and protégé. Working for the good of society Crime solving, or criminal play?   Only Albert knows for sure He’s not about to say. Bruce Wayne is his employer He’d like to keep his pay.   To the citizens of Gotham I’d like to make this clear. I think the Dynamic Duo Are just a couple of queers.