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weirdelf
weirdelf
Aug 03, 2007 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Profanity

Last Christmas,
while my Irish rellies said “fecking”
and my Aussie rellies said “frigging”
and online they said “fncking”
I got in trouble for saying “fucking”
fuck that.

— weirdelf, Aug 03, 2007

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Region, Country: Sydney, Australia, AUS

Favorite Poets: The Romantics, The Mersey Sound, The Beats and, of course, The Bard

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Conect11

18 years 10 months ago

what

a f*cking crapper, eh? Mark
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Quillsvein1

18 years 10 months ago

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can't stand it when people use profanity unnecessarily. it seems to me the unmistakable sign of a frustrated, uneducated mind. f*cking disgusting. when i hear them talking like i say, "what the f*ck is wrong with you c*cksucker? huh?" disgusting!
weirdelf

weirdelf

18 years 10 months ago

FUCKML

Fall Under Chair Killing Myself Laughing cheers, Jess
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IKnowNoBox

18 years 8 months ago

Grand acrostic Weirdelf,Kcuf em?

What people do for pleasure,how does it become used for an Expletitive?I have no 'making love' idea why.I mean "Go cram your orifices with with your fist loser" is just as acceptable, a little more direct even.I likes me fecal matter creative. So fun, Iknow...
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barbsdad2003

18 years 10 months ago

All Right!

When a 13-year-old girl acquaintance said the word a few times in my presence, I chastised her to "clean up your effing language." (Well, to be absolutely truthful, I said the whole word, not "effing.") She didn't. Regards, Chuck
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ladywriter

18 years 10 months ago

weirdelf

You hit it on the nail. I have a few "very straight " nieces and nephews. They don't curse (cuss) at all. Everytime you look around they are saying, "fricking". Well, what the hell why don't you just say the fucking right word. ladywriter I really enjoyed this!!
RSScheerer

RSScheerer

18 years ago

"Substitute words"

That's what I tell my boys when they use them. I did not hear my mother utter the word "fuck" until I was an adult. I thought, "What, all of a sudden I am old enough for her to say it in my presence? I've been saying it for years!" ~ Ronda