God Invented Dirt!

God invented dirt,
man invented soap.
See the difference?
God invented valleys and grass,
man invented cities.
Man invented religion,
God invented church.
There are no similarities.
God invented a simple organic rock
called "the moon,"
or "Luna" as it were.
The beauty of this rock is its sole purpose -
to reflect sunlight from
the other side of the world.
Man,
on the other hand
invented the lightbulb.
Perhaps night time truly is
for sleep.
God invented water -
chemically pure.
Man - made pepsi.
God invented sex, why should you be ashamed? Man invented pornography, get your head out of books. Through the process of materization
God invented alcohol
by the fermenting of fruits,
ever taste a Lambic beer?
It’s called
"spontaneous fermentation"
when airborne yeast
interact with the sugars
in apples and pears.
THAT’s RIGHT!
God invented Beer!
Man invented Bud Lite.
Can you yet see the difference?
Happiness,
God invented happiness and
food
and plenty.
Man invented rules.
Go ahead, be miserable.
I’m having a beer with my God.