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Some precious humor here. Keep 'em coming. Although I know you would anyway, even w/o my boisterous urging. Thanx, Chuck I must say you outline well a favorite pet peeve of mine.

yup morrow come soon nough My Lori will be shoving that cart through middle class heaven over at independents she crashs into people all five foot one three quarter inch of her in her pirate skull shirt and if there is any doubt in the intent im right there behind as she loads us both up with our months supplies six foot two inch two hundred forty pounds with different pirate skull t shirt on but its not me their startled by she never says thank you and curses under her little breath in her little voice like a true deck hand i say thank you and smile which confuses some after a jarring crash on a blind corner Lori has gotten away and is on to the next unwitting victim and on it goes one broadside after another the odd crossing the T i can hardly wait for tommorrow ...O...

so relate. I am usually more of a psychopathic monster, I nudge them, gently, and say "excuse me PLEASE", and don't refrain from a dirty look, in my search for horseradish. cheers, Jess