The Iced Vovo- Metaphorical Plea or Metanymic Demand?

The Iced Vovo- Metaphorical Plea or Metanymic Demand?
Cultural Paradigm or Naughty Little Boy?

In defining cultural parameters for this investigation the author sought to establish an historical context, verify iconic integrity and mediate disparate ideologies. This observer believed a thorough and ongoing methodology, established through defined statistical forms and informed by intuitive risk assessment would be necessary to interface meaningful zootic/embryotic preforms with aesthetic significators .

Where is my bloody iced vovo biscuit? Accepting the possibility of the truth (sic) of some unsupportive/hostile feedback in related fields, this observer girded up his loins and addressed the, probably puerile, but contextually imperative hermeneutic operator- "bloody"? Are we dealing here with a, presumably threatening, alignment with haemoglobulist denotaters, the classical condensation of "by our lady" or the vocabulisticly impaired meanderings of long term drug abuse? Clearly it would be didactically counter-productive, possibly culturally fascistic revisionism, to concretise the reference, but could an empirical weighting be sought/found/advertised for in Saturday’s Herald? The answer (of course!) arrived in a moment of intuitive lucidity, possibly numinous in nature. A small number (3) of metal based low denomination currency was projected vertically, with a spiralling vector mode imparted, and the results verified through repetition (ref app.3). This observer was forced to the reluctant conclusion that aforementioned feedback in related fields was absolutely correct.

Where is my bloody iced vovo biscuit? Approaching now, not without some trepidation, the core of the issue, this observer found it necessary to bolster motivational support mechanisms through heated caffeine based decoctions. Additional research in contextual modalities was also indicated, requiring the ingestion of a variety of sucrose based, low elasticity, high particle disbursement factor, pre-manufactured foodforms. The results were astonishingly clear and immediate, to wit, at the risk of accusations of reductionism or pragmatic avoidance- the whole thing has absolutely nothing to do with biscuits.

The conclusions to be drawn from these finding are too transparent to insult the readers acuity with interpretation, suffice to say that at any time hereafter certain personages amongst this observers readership will certainly be subject to a visit from approximately 500 personages, at least fifty percent mental balance challenged, of an Eastern European ethnicity, height challenged and armed with implements more usually utilised for picking ice or deposing unfavoured Communists, unless I get my bloody iced vovo biscuit soon!