Go, Horse! Shoe!

When Ms. Carrie tired,
Her patience long expired,
Of her pony’s begging,
She cried, “Go, horse! Shoe!
I’m off to merry Malibu,
Thence to Mall Gibraltar
To buy an extra legging,
A spanking new canoe,
A pink bra peek-a-boo---
Plus a frilly halter …
For the likes of you.”