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Aoko Juma
Member since April 29, 2022
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My Husband is a Church Mouse
My husband is a church mouse
He was born at the altar
We met in church
He lived behind it
My husband prays twenty times a day
He says prayer is the key to heaven
And I ask him whenever I see him
What is the key to his penis?
My husband fears sex
He says it is a sin
That it will hinder him from spreading the gospel
Tell me,if my husband spreads the gospel,who will spread my legs?
My husband has a blue hand
No,I think a holy snake resides in his pockets
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It bites him every time I ask for money
And sleeps when it is tithing time
My husband is a vegetarian
Eating all kinds of flesh is a taboo for him
He is allergic to my nipples
And cannot stand the sight of my fleshy thighs
My husband has a verse for every problem
The Most High will work it out,his mantra
He has weak bones
That cannot carry me to bed
My husband is a church mouse
He reported me to his pastor
Said I was a sinful woman
Because I said that his thing resembled a mouse's tail
My husband is a church mouse
Aoko Juma’s timeline
- April 2023
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29 SatAnniversary
One year of membership
- April 2022
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30 SatReceived a critique
on My Husband is a Church Mouse from @Geezer
"you should have been aware that your husband was a church mouse before you married him! Maybe you should get a divorce? Otherwise, I think that you must do with self-gratification and empty pockets! As long as you conti…" -
30 SatReceived a critique
on My Husband is a Church Mouse from @Candlewitch
"Interesting poem... will there be more? the theme was one I'm not used to. *always, Cat" -
29 FriFirst publication
My Husband is a Church Mouse
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29 FriJoined Neopoet
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First poem published 1 days later.
About Me
About me
An artivist from Kenya. A lover of consonants and vowels wpven together. We write to survive.
Location: Kenya
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