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Ali Zonach
Member since May 25, 2017
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Sonnet to the Well-formed Derriere
Sonnet to the Well-formed Derriere
I won’t encumber my frail mind with lies,
and therefore tell you nothing but the truth:
a woman’s shape does often catch my eyes
as they might rest on her . . . (I’m so uncouth!)
I woo my damsel with a tush so grand,
and peek beneath her flowing petticoat
in hope to see much more than just my hand--
I love the fullness I can’t help but note.
Such lustful feelings are in me now stirr'd
And I defy the cretin who would assert
that roundness does no longer suit a skirt
and flatter bottoms are these days preferred.
So let me now my preference declare:
It’s hard to beat a well-formed derriere!
Ali Zonach’s timeline
- May 2022
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25 WedAnniversary
5 years of membership
- May 2018
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25 FriAnniversary
One year of membership
- August 2017
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03 ThuReceived a critique
on Sonnet to the Well-formed Derriere from @Geezer
"I guess that people are more sophisticated these days. They watch shows like "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and "Catfish." Lol. Oh well, I guess whatever floats your boat. ~ Geezer. ." -
02 WedReceived a critique
on Sonnet to the Well-formed Derriere from @Geezer
"of the old guy on the bench in that show. "Laugh-in". Cute little old pervert. If you aren't old enough to remember what that show was, ask somebody over fifty, they should know. Lol. Hey, I always say, look all you wan…" -
02 Wed
- July 2017
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28 FriReceived a critique
on A Pastoral Symphony from @Eumolpus
"Composing poems about being in the glory of nature and just feeling at peace...that's tough. Much easier to tackle death and shipwrecks. So I appreciate the effort to share the moment. As Weirdelf has taught me, we can…" -
28 Fri
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23 SunPosted a poem
E-mailing my OLD friend, the Roman poet Catullus (Revised)
"E-mailing my OLD friend, the Roman poet Catullus" - May 2017
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31 Wed
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25 ThuFirst publication
Revelation at 25,000 Volts
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25 ThuFirst critique offered
on "PHILOSOPHY OF SQUIRRELS" by @scribbler
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25 ThuJoined Neopoet
Membership begins
First poem published 1 days later.
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15 MonHighest posting month
May 2017 — 5 poems
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