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Ali Zonach
Member since May 25, 2017
Member for 9 years
Sonnet to the Well-formed Derriere
Sonnet to the Well-formed Derriere
I won’t encumber my frail mind with lies,
and therefore tell you nothing but the truth:
a woman’s shape does often catch my eyes
as they might rest on her . . . (I’m so uncouth!)
I woo my damsel with a tush so grand,
and peek beneath her flowing petticoat
in hope to see much more than just my hand--
I love the fullness I can’t help but note.
Such lustful feelings are in me now stirr'd
And I defy the cretin who would assert
that roundness does no longer suit a skirt
and flatter bottoms are these days preferred.
So let me now my preference declare:
It’s hard to beat a well-formed derriere!
Ali Zonach’s timeline
- May 2022
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25 WedAnniversary
5 years of membership
- May 2018
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25 FriAnniversary
One year of membership
- August 2017
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12 SatCritiqued
"Modern Poetry" by @Dennis the Menace
"I totally agree with your first paragraph in its entirety. I feel that poems, that had required some forethought, are mostly ignored, and that's why I refrain from posting here. Ali" -
03 ThuReceived a critique
on Sonnet to the Well-formed Derriere from @Geezer
"I guess that people are more sophisticated these days. They watch shows like "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and "Catfish." Lol. Oh well, I guess whatever floats your boat. ~ Geezer. ." -
02 WedReceived a critique
on Sonnet to the Well-formed Derriere from @Geezer
"of the old guy on the bench in that show. "Laugh-in". Cute little old pervert. If you aren't old enough to remember what that show was, ask somebody over fifty, they should know. Lol. Hey, I always say, look all you wan…" -
02 Wed
- July 2017
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28 FriReceived a critique
on A Pastoral Symphony from @Eumolpus
"Composing poems about being in the glory of nature and just feeling at peace...that's tough. Much easier to tackle death and shipwrecks. So I appreciate the effort to share the moment. As Weirdelf has taught me, we can…" -
28 FriReceived a critique
on A Pastoral Symphony from @scribbler
"Sounds like a soothing place to be. Now...bright-golden....this seems to me a bit too much imagery. Perhaps either choose one or the other or find a single word that describes both. Enjoyed the garden.....stan" -
28 Fri
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28 FriCritiqued
"SCHOOL DOES NOT EXPAND OUR HORIZON" by @Cyjesunifemi
"Those few examples tout the accomplishments of only a very few men. The illiteracy rate ran very high during Ben Franklin's days, and is on the rise again, thanks to the phonetic language used in texting, etc. Two-thous…" -
27 ThuReceived a critique
on E-mailing my OLD friend, the Roman poet Catullus (Revised) from @Rhiannon1010
"Thank you. I agree that there is often significant literary merit in translations themselves." -
25 TueCritiqued
"A man of restraint" by @jane210660
"a wonderful portrait of a man short of words but with his heart filled with love and consideration for his lifelong partner. The ending is especially sad and touching. Much adored. Ali" -
24 MonReceived a critique
on E-mailing my OLD friend, the Roman poet Catullus (Revised) from @Rhiannon1010
"Though I prefer his Metamorphoses for the fantastical frame narratives." -
23 SunReceived a critique
on E-mailing my OLD friend, the Roman poet Catullus (Revised) from @Rhiannon1010
"As an English major, I've only ever encountered Catullus under the sterile fluorescent lights of the classroom. This is a fresh and playful take on his work that brings much-needed life to his passionate poems." -
23 SunReceived a critique
on E-mailing my OLD friend, the Roman poet Catullus (Revised) from @Geezer
"This is funny and reminds us, that even though the technology changes, [pen, ink and vellum] to [computers and e-mail], human nature does not! I used to see the scene described [ the rosy dawn and or husband appearing]…" -
23 SunPosted a poem
E-mailing my OLD friend, the Roman poet Catullus (Revised)
"E-mailing my OLD friend, the Roman poet Catullus" -
20 Thu
- June 2017
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21 WedCritiqued
"poor little rat" by @weirdelf
"When to Use a Comma before "And" Two specific situations call for the use of a comma before "and." The first is created when we have three or more items in a series. This mark of punctuation is called the serial comma…" -
19 Mon
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18 SunCritiqued
"The Death of a General Infantryman" by @K William
"all I can say is--what a fine trilogy! Captivating write, perfectly executed. I have no nits. Ali" -
14 WedCritiqued
"Moon Walking... Historical Figure [for June contest]" by @Geezer
"yes, those guys were the bravest, and it's good to read your tribute to those that rode those dangerous buckets. Nice flow to it--like a stream-lined rocket in flight. Much liked--no nits. Ali" -
13 TueCritiqued
"Mother Love" by @Keith Logan
"your brief poem is really quite touching. My mom died 55 years ago, and I never saw her in her final hours due to my obligation to Uncle Sam. A fine tribute to your mom. Ali" -
12 MonCritiqued
"An Ottava Rima on Self" by @wesley snow
"you asked for critique of a poem that speaks of a perilous childhood and latter life that eventually took on the semblance of a happy one. Well, I'm not qualified to offer you my service as an editor. Those prior to my…" -
04 SunPosted a poem
A Poem Inspired by Jane's "Whispering Wind."
"A Poem Inspired by Jane's "Whispering Wind."" -
03 Sat
- May 2017
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31 Wed
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31 Wed
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30 Tue
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29 Mon
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26 Fri
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25 ThuFirst publication
Revelation at 25,000 Volts
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25 Thu
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25 ThuFirst critique offered
on "PHILOSOPHY OF SQUIRRELS" by @scribbler
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25 ThuJoined Neopoet
Membership begins
First poem published 1 days later.
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15 MonHighest posting month
May 2017 — 5 poems
About Me
Location: Earth, USA
Recent Work
A Pastoral Symphony
Traffic Accident
Venezia (a travel experience)
Two Flower Children
My New Bee Hives
Making the Weather
Glory of Greece (Travelogue)
Contest Wins
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