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The night Santa had to wear waders.
The IBEW LU-#1...That's International Brotherhood of Elfin Workers, Local Union #1 North Pole, for those not familiar with trade union speak, had their monthly meeting last night.
Recording Secretary: Hiram Fuddy Fatfeet, gave the minutes from the last general meeting. The rank and file approved the minutes from the last meeting.
Brother Fatfeet then went on to read the minutes from the various sub-units:
Unit 1-(Traditional Wooden Toy Division) The oldest and most influential unit. They reported an influx of cheap knock off toys from unscrupulous third world dealers.
