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Freeze Frame Fred of the Gnomes
Here's something that's rarely fathomed
a thing that's been left unsaid,
but, there is actually a King of the Gnomes
and they call him, Freeze Frame Fred!
He keeps a rather low profile
as he's merely the King of the "pawns",
he's foreverly been fashioned in five different colors
out standing on everyone's lawns.
He has no special powers
popularity has given him fame,
he may be in charge of all the other Gnomes
but, moderocity is his only game.