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Ladies do Count ...a lot
Ladies do Count…a lot
A lady lives by numbers because
she wants to be petite,
She keeps on counting calories
hoping men fall at her feet.
When a shoes too small,
she’ll still make it fit.
Says there's no pain at all,
through teeth she must grit.
If a dress is loose the smile
never leaves her face,
though it looks like a tent
she’ll wear it with grace.
The material will stretch,
the pins all go pinging.
She’ll either feel like a wretch,
or off she’ll go singing.