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In depth analysis at a tempo nigh on hawkish,

able to spot what's on point and what is not!

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Where you think it suits you best to park your creativity shoes!

I’m from the towns. The projects to be exact.

I call with a, yur, and greet with a, what’s goody.

I walk with a speaker attached to my pants

playing music that make the old people talk about

how lost this generation is. Their generation made 

this one, with the same type of music we make.

I smoke with grabba and buy a pint to help my body 

move like no one’s watching. 

A whistle pierced the quiet calm of the morning.

The clock struck the time 

for our band of brothers to make a daily trek.

Dismal faces adorn the pack.

A heavy mist from our breath arises in the air.

Quiet prayers are said

in our heads and in our dwellings

for our safe return, come day's end.

Down, deep into the bowels of the earth we go

into the pitch black

fragmented by the light of our headlamps.

"Tunnel rats" trudging through stagnant water

hunched and crawling in cramped shafts.

Brothers

with large fields of wheat

separated by water

They come to contention

Not with wheat nor water

but for wheat not water

and the diplomacy of water

Wheat is without blood

men will guard fields with blood

and guard water with cannon fire

Clichés on bonfire

turning anew forever.

Bread is like love

what have they not been called

Ok you can go

on the water

but without wheat

You will see,

You remember box tvs? 

The tvs that had a big old lady butt?

So basically I had one of those 

in my room on a tiny foldable table.

My brother had a dog, I think her name

was Diamond but I’m honestly not sure. 

Anyways, Diamond was a baby 

and wasn’t potty trained yet.

One day after cleaning up her piss

I decided to put paper towels