Call 1-800-STEEMER,

Stanley Steemer gets carpet cleaner

pleasing as grass looks greener
on the other side of the fence.

The above brief yet catchy jingle
played over the
telephonic or radio airwaves

back when I used to watch the

telephone and radio,
and now yours truly
a diehard SiriusXM
listener in the automobile
Utopia playlist a favorite station,
or when in the mood
for barking orders
at Amazon Alexa Echo speaker
those forever hoped
to be forgotten commercials
like countless other
advertisements quickly
escalated as looney tunes,
nevertheless still suck
up enormous precious
brain cells like a leech
or another more pertinent
aptitude defying hortatory
to reckon eyes constitutes
the approaching artificial intelligence
close and appropriate analogy
would be Data centers,
thus expect a best selling commercial
advertisement courtesy musical ditty
touting the hardy laurels
of machine intelligence,
which consume roughly
2% to 3% of global electricity
and about 4% to 5%
of all U.S. power,
with massive hyperscaler facilities
drawing up to 100 megawatts each.

This skyrocketing footprint costs
due to generative artificial intelligence (AI)
could account for up to 9% to 12%
of total U.S. electricity demand by 2030.

Upon the advent
when sophisticated sleek
portable devices (similar
to The names of robot depending
on the specific chain visited,
but the most common
aisle-roaming bots
are Marty (at Stop & Shop,
Giant, and Martin's)
and Tally (at stores
like Giant Eagle, Schnucks,
and BJ's) populate
the home of the average
Tom, Dick or Harry
one could forego
calling upon the skill
of a respectable
carpet steaming technician
by George to undertake
a thorough going
house-cleaning task
such as vacuuming,
making rugs looking pristine,
fixing a meal or a hole
where the rain comes in, et cetera.

Meanwhile back to the present moment
at Apartment Unit B44
countless years later,
case in point being the missus,
who brazenly carried out carrying,
jump/kick starting
testing her singing
to the Stanley Steemer technicians,
who came to our apartment
to clean the carpets
yesterday May 19th, 2026,
but truth be told, I never heard
The Stanley Steemer jingle before
until she belted out the ditty
written, composed, and produced
by the Dallas-based
advertising agency LOOMIS
alongside Luminous Sound Studios.

Said tune sung by a group
of professional female vocalists
in recording studios
rather than at a single
specific physical location.