Two Melons and a Kiwi Fruit

I saw my man  in the mirror
dressed only in his socks
a comic sight to behold

I caught sight of  nether regions
going south, Wee Willy rides again
lets coax him to the north

the male form reminds me
of a pachyderm , so amusing
i can't take it seriously

my love he did protest  furiously
and say, take a look at
yourself i pray

two melons and a kiwi fruit

the human form is designed
to procreate, but when you
look at in the mirror 
oh lordy i can't relate