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Limericks from Meet n' Greet live chat, we got distracted. LOL
lonely poems languished
of attention famished
then along came geezer
opposite of ebenezer
and all those poems got ravished Jess Jess is an aussie whose big nose
Is shaped very much as a hose
It drips all the day
and stopped up anyway
But his brains are lost when he blows Rett I said howdy partner, well met
to a hatted Texan called Rett
he reached for his gun
but came up with a pun
and we haven't stopped him yet Jess There was a young lady named Tabor
Whose tongue was as sharp as a saber
She'd flay you alive
slap all of the guys
Then laugh as she forced them to labor Rett
a twisted young poet named mark
thought it would be a great lark
if he wrote down his dreams
(which took endless reams)
and left us afraid of the dark Jess the once was a writer named rett
all day and all night he would fret
researching the ins
looking for the outs
of the old time life
but low and behold
behind it all
was his lovely wife Mark Now mark is as crazy as a loon
sometimes he even bays at the moon
But can write a verse
Would make a saint curse
While sitting there twiddling a spoon Rett join us in chat with poewriter
nothin could make you feel lighter
than to spin out some verse
be it comic or terse
then laugh until you get tighter Jess
These were posted with the permission of subject and arthor. As a result of Meet n greet. We had fun. Thanks Rett, Jess and Mark. And obviously I am ok with the one about me.
Julie
D.D.
of attention famished
then along came geezer
opposite of ebenezer
and all those poems got ravished Jess Jess is an aussie whose big nose
Is shaped very much as a hose
It drips all the day
and stopped up anyway
But his brains are lost when he blows Rett I said howdy partner, well met
to a hatted Texan called Rett
he reached for his gun
but came up with a pun
and we haven't stopped him yet Jess There was a young lady named Tabor
Whose tongue was as sharp as a saber
She'd flay you alive
slap all of the guys
Then laugh as she forced them to labor Rett
a twisted young poet named mark
thought it would be a great lark
if he wrote down his dreams
(which took endless reams)
and left us afraid of the dark Jess the once was a writer named rett
all day and all night he would fret
researching the ins
looking for the outs
of the old time life
but low and behold
behind it all
was his lovely wife Mark Now mark is as crazy as a loon
sometimes he even bays at the moon
But can write a verse
Would make a saint curse
While sitting there twiddling a spoon Rett join us in chat with poewriter
nothin could make you feel lighter
than to spin out some verse
be it comic or terse
then laugh until you get tighter Jess
These were posted with the permission of subject and arthor. As a result of Meet n greet. We had fun. Thanks Rett, Jess and Mark. And obviously I am ok with the one about me.
Julie
D.D.