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Oh Yeah? Well I'll Show You!
We've just had another round of tit-for-tat grade school behaviour and just when we get it settled down what happens next? People jump right the fuck back in acting like they are 4 year old brats in need of a good spanking.
That's right, I am a barbaric person who believes the controlled application of an open hand against a child's bottom can aid them in learning right from wrong and how to behave acceptably in a civilised society. Since I was spanked as a child and I spanked both my sons and ain't none of us had a physical altercation as an adult. We don't threaten people or bluster or act in a controlling manner.
Because we learned something the spoiled shits causing all the issues around here have never learned.
Actions have consequences. When something goes wrong you do not scream and shout and throw a tantrum. I remember the last time my eldest bit me. He was 4 years old and we were on our way into the Mall and he was upset about something, so he bit me. I swatted his butt and told him we were going home. He cried and said he'd be good. I told him he could be good next time.
And he was, because he learned something many of the alleged adults here still cannot grasp, cannot get through their petulant minds. Actions have consequences.
So folks, as should be apparent to anyone who is not a complete and utter moron, I will be part of the consequences to the actions that violate community guidelines. I'll be reporting anything and everything I suspect is a violation of community guidelines. My goal will be to identify those who decide to violate the community guidelines and those who decide it is their job to go after them, get them warned, and convince the other AEC members to issues suspensions.
So, since many of you can't even be bothered to review the rules, I'll paraphrase the part that is giving so many of you issues:
1) Critique the fucking submission, don't insult and attack the author.
If you don't like the subject or language or author or what-the-fuck ever, fucking ignore it.
2) If you believe a violation has taken place, report it to the AEC
That means you do not fucking decide to fucking attack people because you do not like what they have said to your friends or lovers or favourite kitten. E-fucking-ver. The AEC does not randomly attack people so why some of you believe it is up to you to do so is beyond me. You report, you let the AEC handle it, or you get to reap the consequences of your actions.
3) Taking a fucking chill and learn the fucking difference between disagreeing with a position and attacking a person.
For the dense, here is the difference:
A) Pugilist you are a fucking moron for writing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B) Pugilist, I don't see any value in your submission.
Try real hard to figure out which one is acceptable and which one is not. If you cannot figure it out, ask a child because they have to be more emotionally mature than you are.
Some idiot will try to lecture me that this blog entry violates community guidelines. Wrong. I am attacking no one by name or deed. I am using offensive language and references and guess the fuck what? There's nothing in the fucking community guidelines against this.
I am allowed to write as many fucking blog entries as I want and you are allowed to fucking ignore them. If you come to my submissions and scream and shout and whine and cry, you are the one violating the community guidelines.
Don't like that? Tough shit.
That's right, I am a barbaric person who believes the controlled application of an open hand against a child's bottom can aid them in learning right from wrong and how to behave acceptably in a civilised society. Since I was spanked as a child and I spanked both my sons and ain't none of us had a physical altercation as an adult. We don't threaten people or bluster or act in a controlling manner.
Because we learned something the spoiled shits causing all the issues around here have never learned.
Actions have consequences. When something goes wrong you do not scream and shout and throw a tantrum. I remember the last time my eldest bit me. He was 4 years old and we were on our way into the Mall and he was upset about something, so he bit me. I swatted his butt and told him we were going home. He cried and said he'd be good. I told him he could be good next time.
And he was, because he learned something many of the alleged adults here still cannot grasp, cannot get through their petulant minds. Actions have consequences.
So folks, as should be apparent to anyone who is not a complete and utter moron, I will be part of the consequences to the actions that violate community guidelines. I'll be reporting anything and everything I suspect is a violation of community guidelines. My goal will be to identify those who decide to violate the community guidelines and those who decide it is their job to go after them, get them warned, and convince the other AEC members to issues suspensions.
So, since many of you can't even be bothered to review the rules, I'll paraphrase the part that is giving so many of you issues:
1) Critique the fucking submission, don't insult and attack the author.
If you don't like the subject or language or author or what-the-fuck ever, fucking ignore it.
2) If you believe a violation has taken place, report it to the AEC
That means you do not fucking decide to fucking attack people because you do not like what they have said to your friends or lovers or favourite kitten. E-fucking-ver. The AEC does not randomly attack people so why some of you believe it is up to you to do so is beyond me. You report, you let the AEC handle it, or you get to reap the consequences of your actions.
3) Taking a fucking chill and learn the fucking difference between disagreeing with a position and attacking a person.
For the dense, here is the difference:
A) Pugilist you are a fucking moron for writing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B) Pugilist, I don't see any value in your submission.
Try real hard to figure out which one is acceptable and which one is not. If you cannot figure it out, ask a child because they have to be more emotionally mature than you are.
Some idiot will try to lecture me that this blog entry violates community guidelines. Wrong. I am attacking no one by name or deed. I am using offensive language and references and guess the fuck what? There's nothing in the fucking community guidelines against this.
I am allowed to write as many fucking blog entries as I want and you are allowed to fucking ignore them. If you come to my submissions and scream and shout and whine and cry, you are the one violating the community guidelines.
Don't like that? Tough shit.