Several comps.? Just having fun Ann!

Fission fission said the mouse,

and what is that said the cup

its a neuclear thing, not a clear thing

oh you mean one that blows up in the cream

yes that's it in the cream

but the tea was annoyed 

no its milk, 

like silk I agree and the sugar

makes fizzels in me

and the foam looks like snow don't you know?

squabble squabble

what's that

when you wobble your belly so fat

its inclined to annoy the mice in the house

'cos it means you've just eaten 

the whole of the cake in one go

and there's no crumb left for him now 

you know.

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• ◦ Narrative Poetry
• 500 Characters or less, including title
• Must tell a story
• Must reference the following:
• Mice
• Cups
• Tea
• Snow
• Fission
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Once upon a time there were two mice
who wanted to find out what nuclear fission was,
they took some cups to measure it but on the way
they decided to have a cup of tea, then snow began
to fall and dampened their enthusiasm, so they
went back to their hole and forgot all about it.

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Once upon a time

there were two mice

who in a thrice

decided it'd be nice

to find out what

nuclear fission was

so they went armed with cups

for to measure their pleasure

and ended up drinking tea with me

as they didn't really feel sent 

by the project and meant

it superfluous you see.

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• Freeform
  • 100 characters or less, including title
  • Subject = Dirt
•  
• ______________________
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• Shirts and butterflies 
• flapping in the wind
• hanging on the line in a row
• trees, fallen leaves, 
• lying in the dirt down below.

• ◦ Worst Poem
• 300 characters or less, including title
• Subject = Marigolds
• Must be your original work
• ______________________
•  
• Happy flowers
• orange they are with petals all around
• they abound in my back garden now
• and never make a sound
• just stand tall on their stalks of green
• reaching to the sun every one
• like suns themselves they are round
• with rays of radiant hue,
• not blue but the blue of the sky
• is a contrast for my eye
• and their name isn't new 
• it is old as the dew
• its a marigold, 
• marigold, 
• marigold.
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• Marigold have and hold
• one with stem so green
• wilting now
• sorrowed brow
• singed at the edge it seems
• that's is just what 
• has taken my dreams
• to the end of my life 
• as I die
• what a terrible, terrible lie.
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•  
• Bonk bink think ink
• this is peotry bold
• I am getting old
• sick and tired of writing
• stiff in the neck 
• what the heck
• got the blight
• even have fright
• what a sight
• hair in the sink
• gone white
• So bold I am to try
• and soon I'll go to fry.
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• Acrostics
• Must include the following words:
  • Milk
  • Elephant
  • Napkin
  • Spoon
  • Ocean
• 50 Lines or less, including title
•  
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• The elephant stole milk with a spoon pissed oceans in desert
•  
• Terrible tummy
• Help me mummy
• Elly has swallowed the whole
•  
• Elly his belly is full
• Laughing so funny 
• Easily blown
• Patching the gaps
• Home sewn
• And perhaps
• Not yet known
• Taxing each great big bone 
•  
• Sighing and 
• Treading on tiny things
• Oh golly he thinks he's got wings
• Look at him now
• Ephesus cow has capsized
•  
•  
• Treading on cowpats , no something brown
• He he said the 
• Elephant youv'e come to town
•  
• Much of a muchness 
• Is getting me down
• Lolling about like a 
• King's lost crown
•  
• What shall we do
• I don't have a clue
• That's what I ask myself 
• How about you
•  
• Atchoo!
•  
• Sniffing won't do
• Passing the buck
• O what a mucky todoo
• Oo woof what a poof, don't ask me
• Now he's emptied the lot in the sea.
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