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A Running Rant, With A Loaded Cap Gun
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irked to irrationalality
ruffled by those who grate at common curtuisies
is it necessary to peck strangers
usurper of authority
waver of plastic badges
*Bang* may your evesdroppers ears ring
what compulsion, what gumption
have you not personal preoccupation?
take us off your monitor list
petty correctional vigilanty
*Bang* may your nose cringe from sulfuric stench
what contrived indignation, what fabricated offense
a wad of gum upon your log sheet
you pest of us unihibited persons
ever ready to dial for a whaa'bulance
cringe at vulgarious dialogue
Ha! Gasp at common discourse
ungentrified utterances
issued in moderate tones
specifically to those personally engaged
blast you with back ground static
ears perked to intercept choice morsels
fit to fuel your astonished humpfry tantrum
set to deliver a parting tirad
*Bang*
*Bang*
*Bang*